Virgin
I donāt need the perfect guy.
I donāt need candlelight or roses.
Honestly, I donāt even need a real bedā¦
Ellie Kolstakis is a twenty-one-year-old virgin.
Sheās not religious. Sheās not waiting for marriage. Sheās not even holding on for The One.
Ellieās just unlucky.
But with her final year of university coming to an end, sheās determined to shed her V-plates, once and for all.
And sheās ready to try anything ā from submitting to her domineering Greek motherās matchmaking skills to embracing the world of nether-waxing trends (no-one wants a āHitlerā) and even YouTube tutorials on how to give a āblow giftā (it should never be a job).
After all, what has she got to lose? Well, besides the obvious.
Praise for VIRGIN'Laugh out loudā¦Bridget Jones could take a page from this novel' ā Joan Rivers
āAn entertaining rompāā Emma Barnett, broadcaster and women's editor of The Telegraph
āBridget Jones and Carrie Bradshaw, meet your wisecracking, vagina obsessed match. Sanghani's debut is a hilarious, irreverent look at smart-alecky, painfully self-conscious, 21-year-old Ellie's relentless mission to rectify a disastrous first attempt at performing oral sex, get deflowered, find the perfect Brazilian wax, avoid her tradition-bound Greek mother's nagging, graduate summa cum laude, be a writer, and fit inā¦This story for millennials is a wonderful blend of modern agnst with old-fashioned sweetness.ā -Publisher's Weekly
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I donāt need the perfect guy.
I donāt need candlelight or roses.
Honestly, I donāt even need a real bedā¦
Ellie Kolstakis is a twenty-one-year-old virgin.
Sheās not religious. Sheās not waiting for marriage. Sheās not even holding on for The One.
Ellieās just unlucky.
But with her final year of university coming to an end, sheās determined to shed her V-plates, once and for all.
And sheās ready to try anything ā from submitting to her domineering Greek motherās matchmaking skills to embracing the world of nether-waxing trends (no-one wants a āHitlerā) and even YouTube tutorials on how to give a āblow giftā (it should never be a job).
After all, what has she got to lose? Well, besides the obvious.
Praise for VIRGIN'Laugh out loudā¦Bridget Jones could take a page from this novel' ā Joan Rivers
āAn entertaining rompāā Emma Barnett, broadcaster and women's editor of The Telegraph
āBridget Jones and Carrie Bradshaw, meet your wisecracking, vagina obsessed match. Sanghani's debut is a hilarious, irreverent look at smart-alecky, painfully self-conscious, 21-year-old Ellie's relentless mission to rectify a disastrous first attempt at performing oral sex, get deflowered, find the perfect Brazilian wax, avoid her tradition-bound Greek mother's nagging, graduate summa cum laude, be a writer, and fit inā¦This story for millennials is a wonderful blend of modern agnst with old-fashioned sweetness.ā -Publisher's Weekly












